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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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