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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale


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