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Calligraphy skill in Math class

Penmanship thanks to Julie Koreski

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

That's not writing, that's typing. - Truman Capote

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

You can't expect to just write and have visitors come to you - that's too passive. - Anita Campbell

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realize. - Oscar Wilde

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis


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