Perfect Girl

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway