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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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