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Picnic Boat Launch

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Picnic Boat Launch thanks to Jim Serritella

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them. - Bess Truman

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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