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Pittsburghese thanks to Jim Currey

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Silence is more eloquent than words. - Thomas Carlyle

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise. - Archie Bunker

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

When I go from hence, let this be my parting word, that what I have seen is unsurpassable. - Rabindranath Tagore

The educated Southerner has no use for an "R", except at the beginning of a word. - Mark Twain

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

Tasteful Words: Always use tasteful words - you never know when you’ll have to eat them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

The word 'Islam' means 'peace.' The word 'Muslim' means 'one who surrenders to God.' But the press makes us seem like haters. - Muhammad Ali

The child, merely by going on with his life, learns to speak the language belonging to his race. It is like a mental chemistry that takes place in the child. - Maria Montessori

Physics is nothing but the ABC's. Nature is an equation with an unknown, a Hebrew word which is written only with consonants to which reason has to add the dots. - Johann G. Hamann

Remarkable social media content and great sales copy are pretty much the same - plain spoken words designed to focus on the needs of the reader, listener, or viewer. - Brian Clark

It is a good and safe rule to sojourn in every place as if you meant to spend your life there, never omitting an opportunity of doing a kindness, or speaking a true word, or making a friend. - Ruskin

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia


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