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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Sabbatical: A Latin word meaning, 'I quit, but you won’t know it for certain for a year' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

The word 'Islam' means 'peace.' The word 'Muslim' means 'one who surrenders to God.' But the press makes us seem like haters. - Muhammad Ali

Occasionally in life there are moments which cannot be completely explained by words. Their meaning can only be articulated by the inaudible language of the heart. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Physics is nothing but the ABC's. Nature is an equation with an unknown, a Hebrew word which is written only with consonants to which reason has to add the dots. - Johann G. Hamann

How come liberals never admit that they're liberal? They've now come up with a new word called 'progressive,' which I thought was an insurance company but apparently it's a label. - Marco Rubio


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