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Learning a new language in Pennsylvania

Pittsburghese thanks to Jim Currey

Word definitions for a happy Pittsburghonian

Pittsburghese thanks to Jim Currey

The word is psalm, S-O-M. - Archie Bunker

Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. - Adolf Hitler

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime. - Greek proverb

A proverb is much matter decocted into few words. - Thomas Fuller

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Silence often gives impressions that words can not. - Unknown

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know. - Andre Gide

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

When I go from hence, let this be my parting word, that what I have seen is unsurpassable. - Rabindranath Tagore

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down." - Rita Rudner

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

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