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Word definitions for a happy Pittsburghonian

Pittsburghese thanks to Jim Currey

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Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime. - Greek proverb

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Words are the most powerful drug used by mankind. - Rudyard Kipling

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

It was my ambition all of my life to be master of the spoken word. - Winston Churchill

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

Meanings are not determined by situations, but we determine ourselves by the meanings we give to situations. - Alfred Adler

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more. They did all that was expected of them and a little bit more. - A Lou Vickery

If storytelling is important, then your narrative ability or your ability to put into words or use what someone else has put into words effectively, is important too. - Howard Gardner

The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down." - Rita Rudner

Language has created the word "loneliness" to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word "solitude" to express the glory of being alone. - Paul Tillich

Every thought willingly contemplated, every word meaningly spoken, every action freely done, consolidates itself in the character, and will project itself onward in a permanent continuity. - Henry Giles


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