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Word definitions for a happy Pittsburghonian

Pittsburghese thanks to Jim Currey

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Aardvark: 1. Aan aanimal thaat resembles the aanteater; 2. In the beginning was the word. And the word was 'Aardvark'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

The child, merely by going on with his life, learns to speak the language belonging to his race. It is like a mental chemistry that takes place in the child. - Maria Montessori

I believe that words can help us move or keep us paralyzed, and that our choices of language and verbal tone have something – a great deal - to do with how we live our lives. - Adrienne Rich

Dorothy Parker: "Mr. Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you."
Coolidge: "You lose." - Calvin Coolidge

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia


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