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Police Profiling In Canada

You wouldn't have stopped me if I was a polar bear

Police Profiling In Canada thanks to Roy Taylor

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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