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Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no such thing as a harmless truth. - Gregory Nunn

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Nothing better than listening to a lie when you already know the truth. - Unknown

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire

What is truly revolutionary about molecular biology in the post-Watson-Crick era is that it has become digital - the machine code of the genes is uncannily computer-like. - Richard Dawkins

It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance to truth in unimportant matters, and to refuse consistently to face her where graver issues are at stake. - Janos Arany

Lawyers enjoy a little mystery. Why, if everybody came forward and told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth straight out, we should all retire to the workhouse. - Dorothy L Sayers

Obama has no solutions. Obama has failed the country and its great citizens, and they don't like it when somebody such as myself speaks the truth about this - it hurts too much. - Donald Trump

A maxim is the exact and noble expression of an important and indisputable truth. Good maxims are the germs of all excellence; when firmly fixed on the memory, they nourish the will. - Joseph Joubert

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. - Graham Greene

Is it the absence of truth, or the suppression of it? The mind cannot accept what the heart has already rejected. Our problem isn't intellectual, it's the death of spiritual morality. - Ravi Zacharias

I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex. - Bertrand Russell


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