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Protect Your Ass

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Protect Your Ass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

A mere scholar, a mere ass. - Robert Burton

An unlearned Prince is a crowned ass. - William I

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. - Latin Proverb

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli


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