Protect Your Ass
Providing safety clothing for donkey employees
QuotaBillsWho picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder
A mere scholar, a mere ass. - Robert Burton
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass. - William Shakespeare
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
If you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in or open to your feedback. - Brene Brown
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight
Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli