Pulled Chicken
Yanked off the dance floor while laying an egg
What happens to non-eggsellent performers
QuotaBillsHatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Cackle: The commercial announcement of a hen. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself. - Zig Ziglar
I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming. - Johnny Bench
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them. - Alfred Whitehead
The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump