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Pulled Chicken

Yanked off the dance floor while laying an egg

Pulled Chicken thanks to Mel Hardman

What happens to non-eggsellent performers

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Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming. - Johnny Bench

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how well you perform, there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thins it's lousy. - Laurence Olivier

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them. - Alfred Whitehead

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump


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