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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

A wise old owl sat on an oak.
The more he saw the less he spoke.
The less he spoke the more he heard.
Why aren't we like that wise old bird? - Proverb

If I find gold on my property, my property value goes up. If I find a spotted owl on my property, my property value goes down. This [bill] changes that equation. - Chuck Cushman

A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer may be a hawk or a buzzard or even a popinjay, but a solemn writer is always a bloody owl. - Ernest Hemingway

Owls hoot in B flat, cuckoos in D, but the water ousel sings in the voice of the stream. She builds her nest back of the waterfalls so the water is a lullaby to the little ones. - Karen Joy Fowler

But the cormorant and the bittern shall possess it; the owl also and the raven shall dwell in it: and he shall stretch out upon it the line of confusion, and the stones of emptiness. - Bible

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!" - Edward Lear

You are priests, not social or political leaders. Let us not be under the illusion that we are serving the Gospel through an exaggerated interest in the wide field of temporal problems. - Pope John Paul II


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