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White Power is no longer politically correct

Racist Toothpaste thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

Why was Obama in the White House and not the Black House?

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term 'politically correct' was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Unbiased: Having the same bias you have - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes we feel the loss of a prejudice as a loss of vigor. - Eric Hoffer

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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