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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Unbiased: Having the same bias you have - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes we feel the loss of a prejudice as a loss of vigor. - Eric Hoffer

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid