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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I you want to avoid battles, stay out of the grassy areas. - Pokemon

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

Studies of social games, puzzle games, and brain-training games have shown they have little effect on the brain despite often being marketed as improving memory and reaction speeds. - Daphne Bavelier

Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend. - John Dryden

If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you. - Paul Bryant

If somewhere in this world there is someone who understands you, it feels like that person is right beside you, even if you're as far apart as the end of the land and the top of the sky. - Pokemon

Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don't over-analyze your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing relationship can only be nurtured by genuineness. - Leo F. Buscaglia

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. - Will Rogers

Even if we don't understand each other, that's not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought. - Alder

When the last deer disappears into the morning mist; when the last elk vanishes from the hills; when the last buffalo falls on the plains; I will hunt mice, for I am a hunter and I must have my freedom. - Chief Joseph

Games is probably the biggest industry today that has gone really social. The incumbent game companies are really being disrupted and are quickly trying to become social. And you have companies like Zynga. - Mark Zuckerberg

Humor is the most precious gift I can give to my reader, a reminder that the world is not such a terribly serious place. There is more than video games and drugs and nuclear threats; there is laughter, and there is hope. - James Howe

There are bad ways to win and good ways to lose. What's interesting and troubling is that it's not always clear which is which. A flipped coin doesn't always land heads or tails. Sometimes it may never land at all. - Grimsley


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