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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

If we can find forgiveness in our hearts for those who have caused us hurt and injury, we will rise to a higher level of self-esteem and well-being. - James E Faust


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