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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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