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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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