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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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