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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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