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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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