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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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