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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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