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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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