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Redneck Bird Feeder

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Redneck Bird Feeder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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