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Redneck Hitch Attachment

Bubba remembers the essentials on camping trips

Redneck Hitch Attachment thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

All our miseries are nothing but attachment. - Osho

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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