Redneck Mini Grill
Soda can BBQ for Bubba's small appetite
QuotaBillsMy favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com