Reindeer Ready
Rudolph bales out after Christmas
QuotaBillsOrganic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump