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Resting Bird

Big Bird sculpture in the park

Resting Bird thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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