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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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