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A motorcyclist's New Year's Resolution
QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore
Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan
An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate