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Medieval guests observing the knight shift

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Knights of the Round Table on Crusade Circle duty

Puns since the Middle Ages
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Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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