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Knights of the Round Table on Crusade Circle duty

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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