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Round Table

Medieval guests observing the knight shift

Round Table thanks to Dave Loewen

Knights of the Round Table on Crusade Circle duty

Puns since the Middle Ages

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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Square: A circle that's trying to go straight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. - Eminem

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

No matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone... ever. - Paul Walker

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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