Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream,
Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the brook,
If you catch a little fish
Please let it off the hook
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the creek,
If you see a little mouse
Listen to it squeak
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the river,
If the river gets you wet
Don't forget to shiver
Row, row, row the boat
Gently to the shore,
If you see a lyin' bear
Don't forget to roar
Row, row, row your boat
Watch the water flow,
Rowing's fun but rowing's hard
That is what I know
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the lake,
Don't stand up and rock the boat
That's a big mistake!
Row, row, row your boat
See the water run,
Rowing here and rowing there
Oh we're almost done
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream,
Ha ha fooled ya all
I'm a submarine
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream,
Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream
QuotaBillsRebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb
History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb
Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie
We have learned so many lessons,
Since our heads were bowed in grief,
That have kept our boat from crashing
On life's ragged, rocky reef. - Gertrude T Buckingham
For the first time I examined myself with a seriously practical purpose. And there I found what appalled me: a zoo of lusts, a bedlam of ambitions, a nursery of fears, a harem of fondled hatreds. - C S Lewis