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Aphorism: Predigested wisdom. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Don't give advice unless you're asked. - Amy Alcott

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences. - Norman Cousins

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

If silence be good for the wise, how much the better for fools. - Talmud

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery


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