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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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