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Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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