School Bus Mirage
Keeping kids attention on the way to school
QuotaBillsCollege is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker
Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey