School Bus Mirage
Keeping kids attention on the way to school
QuotaBillsCollege is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey