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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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