QuotaBillsLife is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso