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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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