Secondhand Vegetarian

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso