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Secret Of A Long Marriage

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Secret Of A Long Marriage thanks to Keith Blake

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle


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