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Secret Of A Long Marriage

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Secret Of A Long Marriage thanks to Keith Blake

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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