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Secret Of A Long Marriage

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Secret Of A Long Marriage thanks to Keith Blake

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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