See The Difference?

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. - Chris Roberson

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault