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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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