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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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