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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Tightwad: One who has an impediment in his reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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