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Shark Dentist

When you have a loose tooth and need to see a Dentist

Shark Dentist thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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