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Sideboard Car

Turning a hatchback into a woodback

Sideboard Car thanks to Mike King

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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