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Sit Shack thanks to Lyle Phillips

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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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