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Sit Shack

Furniture showroom with eye-catching chairs

Sit Shack thanks to Lyle Phillips

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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