Sit Shack

Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau