Sit Shack

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine