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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

I'm getting on. I'm now equipped with a snooze button. - Denis Norden

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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