Smoking Cat
Trying to stop pets from smoking dropped cigarette butts
QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon