Smoking Cat
Trying to stop pets from smoking dropped cigarette butts
QuotaBillsAll cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain
I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright