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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

No taxation without representation. - Unknown

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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