Snake Shortener

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

No taxation without regimentation. - Archie Bunker

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill