Snake Shortener

No taxation without regimentation. - Archie Bunker

No taxation without representation. - Unknown

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill