Snake Shortener
How snakes take care of loose ends
QuotaBillsRead my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush
No taxation without representation. - Unknown
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis
A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones
No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers
I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory
There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins
Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan
The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson
I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields
Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers