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Snow Geese

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All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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