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Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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