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Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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