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Speaking The Truth

Whatever happened to truth, honesty, integrity and values?

Speaking The Truth thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Speaking The Truth thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Too much truth is uncouth. - Franklin P. Adams

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

Truth is stranger than fiction. - International Proverb

I always talk better lying down. - James Madison

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. - Oliver Goldsmith

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

It is false zeal to keep truth while wounding charity. - Blaise Pascal

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. - Unknown

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I live by the truth that "No" is a complete sentence. - Anne Lamott

The truth may hurt for a little while, but a lie hurts forever. - Unknown

The shortest distance between a human being and truth is a story. - Anthony de Mello

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Sebastian said, "Truth is the bottom of a bottomless well." - Katherine Hepburn

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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