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Speaking The Truth

Whatever happened to truth, honesty, integrity and values?

Speaking The Truth thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Speaking The Truth thanks to Wayne Nowazek

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Truth by definition excludes. - Ravi Zacharias

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The well of true wit is truth itself. - George Meredith

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

The closer you are to the truth, the more silent you become inside. - Naval Ravikant

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

We should always allow some time to elapse, for time discloses the truth. - Seneca

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

Do the duty which lies nearest to you, the second duty will then become clearer. - Thomas Carlyle

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth. - Bo Bennett

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

I'd be conceited if I said I could, but I'd be lying if I said I couldn't. - Rocky Marciano

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell. - Malcolm Muggeridge

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