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We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back. - Harvey Mackay

Euripides long ago said, 'who dares not speak his free thought is a slave.' I nominated myself as an 'infidel' as a challenge to thought for those who are asleep. - Luther Burbank

I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for the bread they use Martin's potato rolls which is just the best hamburger buns ever. - Aziz Ansari

We come here with no peaceful intent, but ready for battle, determined to avenge our wrongs and set our country free. Let your masters come and attack us: we are ready to meet them beard to beard. - William Wallace


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