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Star Wars Episode VIII

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Star Wars Episode VIII thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Never tell me the odds! - George Lucas

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

There is good in him. I've felt it. - Luke Skywalker

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. - George Lucas

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected. - Anakin Skywalker

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner. - Han Solo

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack


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