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Stop Wasting Time

Hourglass view of television viewing patterns

Stop Wasting Time thanks to Sven Orloff

An hourglass (or sand clock, sand watch, sandglass, or sand timer) is a mechanical device used to measure the passage of time. It's composed of two glass bulbs connected vertically by narrow neck that allows a regulated trickle of material (historically sand) from the upper bulb to the lower one. Factors affecting the time interval measured include the sand coarseness, sand quantity, the bulb size, and the neck width. Hourglasses may be reused indefinitely by inverting the bulbs once the upper bulb is empty.

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Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. - Charles Buxton

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

It's a myth that you can't have it all. You can have it all. Just maybe not at the same time. - Eva Longoria

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. - Lil Wayne

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan


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