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Stop Wasting Time

Hourglass view of television viewing patterns

Stop Wasting Time thanks to Sven Orloff

An hourglass (or sand clock, sand watch, sandglass, or sand timer) is a mechanical device used to measure the passage of time. It's composed of two glass bulbs connected vertically by narrow neck that allows a regulated trickle of material (historically sand) from the upper bulb to the lower one. Factors affecting the time interval measured include the sand coarseness, sand quantity, the bulb size, and the neck width. Hourglasses may be reused indefinitely by inverting the bulbs once the upper bulb is empty.

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What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

The time is always ripe to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Hackchoo: When you sneeze and cough at the same time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest time wasted is the time getting started. - Dawson Trotman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Do we need more time? Or do we need to be more disciplined with the time we have? - Kerry Johnson

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

There was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous. - Abraham Lincoln

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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