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Sucker Fish

It started out with a kiss...

Sucker Fish thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Koi with a mouth full of dog

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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