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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I have sometimes been an emotional Chernobyl. - Liza Minnelli

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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