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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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