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Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The ballot is stronger than the bullet. - Abraham Lincoln

Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice. - Shakespeare

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Gun control? We need bullet control. I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - George Carlin

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia