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Lending an ear to gun control

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Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

If you want to keep a secret, don't whisper in your wife's ear. - Amish Saying

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Ear: 1. A place where kids store dirt; 2. (Southern) A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: 'He can't breathe... give 'em some ear!' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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