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Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

The ballot is stronger than the bullet. - Abraham Lincoln

The bullet that will kill me is not yet cast. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Gun control? We need bullet control. I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - George Carlin

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia