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Texas-Europe Size Comparison

Trump starts preliminary plans for a wall in Europe

Texas-Europe Size Comparison thanks to Jim Serritella

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

We can only maintain our prosperity in Europe if we belong to the most innovative regions in the world. - Angela Merkel

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas


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