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Texas-Europe Size Comparison

Trump starts preliminary plans for a wall in Europe

Texas-Europe Size Comparison thanks to Jim Serritella

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

A spectre haunting Europe; the spectre of communism. - Karl Marx

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

If the client moans and sighs,
Make his logo twice the size. - John Trench

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

We can only maintain our prosperity in Europe if we belong to the most innovative regions in the world. - Angela Merkel

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey


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