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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

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The Advantage of being Colour Blind thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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