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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

It's easy to complete a Rubik's Cube

The Advantage of being Colour Blind thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth. - Albert Einstein

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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