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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

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The Advantage of being Colour Blind thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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