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The Moist Wet Territories

When it rains in the Lower Rainland, B.C.

The Moist Wet Territories thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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