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The Side Effects of Veganism

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The Side Effects of Veganism thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip


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