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The Side Effects of Veganism

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The Side Effects of Veganism thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances

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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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