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The Side Effects of Veganism

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The Side Effects of Veganism thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James


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