Thin Polar Bear

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com