Thin Polar Bear

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper