Thin Polar Bear

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper