QuotaBillsFlew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts
Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley
Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus
Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca
I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen
Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst
It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham
Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale